What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
One response would be “un plaisir” (a pleasure) or “Je vous en prie” (you’re welcome). Both are poli...
My wife and I spent the first couple years of our marriage living under my parents roof. As anyone i...
Because the Japanese government does not feel a need to bend to the whims of every loudmouth minorit...
Narcissists move on so easily because they’ve gotten what they wanted from you. Once they’ve taken w...
I like Emma Watson. I think she’s a good sort and a decent actor. I don’t want anyone to be the next...
Do we have to take into consideration the words and phrases of this person ? It is clear that he suf...
A guy from school and myself ran into each other in the restroom one day and nobody else was in ther...
To me “leftists” are people who are too ingrained in left wing ideology to realize there are other v...
What can you say to a scammer who thinks he loves you, but you don't want to be scammed? We'll it so...
Pretty far. Now my experience was in county jail, a county that is in the top 10 most populated coun...
Before I give you my impression of Smith’s move to enact polygamy and WHY, a little reminder of the...